Me: What is your favorite thing about my knitting?
Brad: I have to pick one?
Me: Yes.
Brad: I like that you pick really pretty things to make. Like, you have good taste.
Me: What is your least favorite thing about my knitting?
Brad: I don’t think I like this survey.
Me: …
Brad: So I have to phrase my answer in a negative way?
Me: Yes
Brad: How is this good for me? All right, you asked for it. It is overabundant.
Me: What is something I have knitted that you recall as being good?
Brad: The one colorful cably thing.
Me: Are you totally making that up?
Brad: Yes.
Me: Do you think knitters have an expensive hobby?
Brad: I don’t think the hobby is expensive
Me: What do you mean?
Brad: I think it can be done judiciously, but people who have trouble saying no to projects might take it to the extreme.
Me: Do you have any hobbies?
Brad: No
* Discussion about how I can’t really do the next questions about money/time.
Brad: Well, I bought a guitar two years ago.
Me: Do you have a stash of any kind?
Brad: No.
Me: Has my knitting in public ever embarrassed you?
Brad: No.
Me: Can you name another knitting blog?
Brad: Now Norma Knits
Me: Do you mind that I want to check out yarn stores everywhere we go?
Brad: Whatever floats your boat
Me: Do you know my favorite kind of yarn?
Brad: *thinks for a really long time* You have a favorite?
Me: That was exactly the right answer.
Me: Do you understand the importance of a swatch?
Brad: I understand the importance of prototyping, yes.
Me: Do you read Kris Crafts?
Brad: Yes. You know I do.
Me: Have you ever left a comment?
Brad: Not online, because I can speak to the blogger personally.
Me: Do you think the house would be cleaner if I didn’t knit?
Brad: No. What, you want me to lie?
Me: Is there anything else you want to say?
Brad: Nope, I think I’ve said quite enough. So, I’ll be generating my Michigan Football survey very soon.